I know stuff you didn't think I knew.

deep breath

I put on CC cream this morning.

deeper breath

I now know that CC cream is. CC stands for color correct. I mean, um, I thought my color was good. And it is. I have this nice light olive undertone that doesn't lean on red or yellow. It's just not UNIFORM.

And our skin isn't supposed to be uniform. UNLESS you want to play around with highlighting specific features. And in that case you need uniform so there will be no distraction from the feature. If I want to be all about the eyes one day I have to create a uniform canvas so the light and natural rosiness to my mid-cheek doesn't distract from the shadowing I have done with my eye creases. If one day I want to throw some illuminating, highlight on said cheeks then I need to throw the clean canvas on the scars on my right eyelid.

See? I know these things. I just... haven't participated in a long time.

Last night one of my best friends, Ariel, got me home, made me wash my face and quizzed me on what my routine is. Then corrected me in places that I needed to develop.

First, I habitually dry my face the same way I dry my hands. I rub moisture away. Sometimes harshly. Apparently I should be patting at the remaining moisture on my face. I guess it is so I don't lose all the hydrating awesomeness of the water.

Same with removing eye make up. Scrubbing will make no difference. I should be. No. Now I am using a moistened q-tip to peacefully remove the darkness that is hiding under my bottom eye.

I'm using the last of the CC sample I have and now I have to decide if I'm going to try something else or if I will be brand loyal to the first CC cream that I've tried. I'm pretty sure I will be following the path of Brand Loyalty.

I am not going to investigate what it will take to Prime my entire face. Forget that noise. I will use my eye shadow primer y ya. That's all she wrote.

Bronzer is deposited in the shape of a 3 from temple to under chin. Illuminator in the shape of a c around your eyes.

I have been using a neutral color pencil and a feathering tool for my eyebrows. I won't draw them on Que Cholita because that is just not my style. But I'm happy with what I got from It Cosmetics. I like that their Tightline Mascara is awesome enough that I can run out of the house without eyeliner and feel confident that I don't look half done. The sample of CC Cream that I tried is also legit.

I know all about Brand Loyalty. One of my mom's besties, Rodney, was a Redken stylist through and through. When I found out that we have a Redken salon at Ulta I had a total Gleegasm. Redken is essentially the aroma of my childhood. Being the first kid with an immaculate China Doll bob, the first girl to try a perm, the first teen to color my hair plum... the time line of my life.

I know that I have never regretted a bottle of OPI nail polish. I typically buy the seasonal mini packages so I can explore color and not feel like I've let half a bottle of polish go to waste.

I am excited to explore and develop my own Rave Review of Chi. Because honestly... there are days that I seriously not only need to Tame my Mane... but SUBDUE ENTIRELY my curly hair that has decided to FRO THE FUCK OUT. Because honestly ain't nobody got time.

I checked at work in the Redken bay of our store. No Cleanse Bar. I was HEARTBROKEN.

A day later a young man asked me about a gel for his hair. Not knowing much about much anything I said, “Let's go look at what Redken had to offer. Because everything they have smells the best. And that always helps, right?” Then gave a look at the young lady in tow. She nodded enthusasically.

Could not find what he wanted in Redken. Thankfully one of our stylists reminded me that we have a Men's bay where we keep male oriented product. Found a pommade for him and I discovered....

MEN'S ISLE IS WHERE WE KEEP THE REDKEN CLEANSE BAR.

ALL OF THE LOVE EXPLODES FROM EVERY SKIN CELL.

I have it in my purse right now. I keep huffing the package. I cannot wait to get home and have a bath.

And maybe it seems like the silliest thing to be excited about--my reintroduction into the “Beauty Industry.” When I say it like that it's pretty CRINGE inducing.

It has every capability of being perceived and received as an Industry. And some of the Industry can slight the confidence of those who embrace their Natural Beauty entirely. Hello, Girlfriend over here won't shave her pits unless wearing something sleeveless because honestly the pores and follicles on the thin and sensitive skin of my under arms do not need to be daily accosted by three razors. I'm all about Natural Beauty. I would fit and fuss greatly if anyone tried to change my mind about some of that.

Yet, the Industry, has every capability of helping people find the simple little aspects of their own beauty that they have perhaps... overlooked, forgotten or have neglected. Or finding a way to highlight a feature in a new way, creating a new look and building a new confidence or magnifying a confidence that already surely exists.

And that sort of “Industry” is something some of us could use. As a woman with a scarred eye, a wibbly eye orbit and an occasionally hyper-extended knee or turned over ankle... I could use the boost.

I could use the boost, y'all. And if that means back tracking on the type of person I've been for a good long while... sorry not sorry?

I am not going to worry about your disappointment so much. Because honestly, I have more important things to do.

Like, ask my boss what a girl has to do to get more Redken Cleanse bars in the store. It is going to be my GO TO GIFT this season.